Шутки на английском языке

Jokes

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

- Hi
- Привет!
- I don't understand you...
- A tak?

- Hello, are you there?
- Yes, who are you please?
- I'm Watt.
- What's your name?
- Watt's my name.
- Yes, what's your name?
- My name is John Watt.
- John what?
- Yes, are you Jones?
- No I'm Knott.
- Will you tell me your name then?
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- My name is Knott.
- Not what?
- Not Watt, Knott.
- What?

В английской школе
- I is...
- No, John! 'I' always goes with 'am'
- Ok. I am a ninth letter of the alphabet

I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?
A liar!